So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?
if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??
breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
"#it’s sad that op does not know that wE ARE ASSIGNED GENDER AT BIRTH TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE PROPER NUTRITION FOR A NEWBORN BOY OR GIRL"
I know omg I know omggggggggggggggggggggggGGGgggGGggGggGggg
newborn boys are fed honey produced by workers, newborn girls are fed royal jelly to transform them into egg-laying queens, in order to start new colonies
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK
Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic.
The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak.
This is what it sounds like.
The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever.
A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.
Why did I just start crying
denmark-official said: GOT ANY GRAPES
Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?
I thought I had enough allstar
WHAT THE HELL
shrek is love
austria ; failure. has a vagina probably
germany ; epitome of perfection xoxo fave
liechtenstein ; the cutest thing to walk this earth jESUS
prussia ; no.
switzerland ; spends too much time with goats wtf